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Courtney Lenz, Baltimore Ravens Cheerleader, Claims She Wasn’t Included on Super Bowl Trip Because of Weight
Courtney Lenz, a five year veteran of the Baltimore Ravens cheerleading squad, is claiming the team left her off the trip to the Super Bowl because of her "slight weight gain." Oh deer! Sorry, I meant dear. Force of habit with this squad.
Dan Marino Admits to Fathering a Love Child With a CBS Production Assistant
Hall of Fame quarterback Dan Marino has something that the other men on the CBS 'The NFL Today' show don't -- a Super Bowl ring a kid out of wedlock.
Watch this College Football Player Casually Complete a 65” Box Jump
For some people, athleticism looks boring. Take Dan Sullivan for example, a 6'2, 235 pound linebacker from Monmouth University in New Jersey. He makes this 65" box jump look like he was skipping over a puddle and onto a curb as to not ruin his brand new kicks...
Sam Gordon, 9-Year-Old Female Football Phenom, Invited to Super Bowl
Remember Sam Gordon, the 9-year-old female version of Tecmo Bo Jackson? So does NFL commissioner Roger Goodell. Her Pee Wee football highlight reel and gaudy season stats got the attention of NFL executives. She was invited to the Super Bowl in New Orleans after hanging out with Goodell at a Giants game.
Heather Cox Gets Snubbed During Rose Bowl Interview and Asks ‘Are You Kidding Me?!?’
Hell hath no fury like a sideline reporter getting snubbed on national television. Fine, maybe ESPN reporter Heather Cox didn't unleash hell, but she did get a little miffed.
One-Handed Basketball Player is Better Than Half His Two-Handed Opponents
Zach Hodskins, a 6'2 Junior for Milton High School in Georgia, was born with just one arm. That didn't stop him from becoming an insanely good basketball player. His highlight reel shows he can do just about anything on the court.
This makes us feel awful about our athletic ability...
Air Jordan XI Step’n Out Jacket is a Wearable Air Ball
Are we all fine with Michael Jordan-themed clothing and sneakers long after the guy has retired? We're all fine with this idea? If we're not cool with it, we should probably say something now, so products like the Air Jordan XI Step'n Out jacket don't make it to the production line.
Joey Crawford, NBA Referee, Must Be Stopped
The laundry list of problems with NBA referee Joey Crawford just got a little longer.