For some people, athleticism looks boring. Take Dan Sullivan for example, a 6'2, 235 pound linebacker from Monmouth University in New Jersey. He makes this 65" box jump look like he was skipping over a puddle and onto a curb as to not ruin his brand new kicks.

Honestly, he probably could have yawned when he was done, because it appeared as if it took absolutely nothing out of him to do what 90% of the men in this country can't. We can't even get TO THE GYM let alone do stuff like this when we get there. We're the guy holding the camera.

Actually, the guy holding the camera is probably just as athletic. We're the guy that cleans up the equipment after Sullivan leaves the gym to go eat a post-workout meal of live chickens and oak trees.