Hunter Pence wants to teach your kids how to play baseball. Just not the way you'd want them to learn the game.

The San Francisco Giants outfielder (and two-time All-Star) is the star of this hilarious video for Sports Illustrated's Extra Mustard in which he pledges to teach the youth of America key skills like throwing like you don't have an elbow or running during an earthquake.

Pence's Giants won't be defending their World Series title this year, so he certainly has time to teach. Hmm, with his offbeat sense of humor, knowledge of the game and on-camera charm, maybe he can reboot 'The Baseball Bunch.'

[Sports Illustrated]