Celebrating the genius who once said, "Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor."
The pink eye epidemic has spread into the Milwaukee Brewers clubhouse, so the team is invoking a new rule to stop the spread of the infection: no more high-fives. That's right, the most popular way that athletes celebrate is now banned by the team so players, coaches, and other staff members do not contract pink eye...
As the Milwaukee Brewers win baseball games this season, their fans can win, too. Marking the coolest thing the team has done for its fans since the Sausage Race, the Brewers are giving fans who buy the Chance 2 Advance ticket plan a seat upgrade each time the Brewers win one of the nine games included in the package.
The Wyoming Cowboys and Temple Owls have arrived in Albuquerque for their upcoming New Mexico Bowl game on Saturday. The Pokes are 7-point underdogs for the noon kickoff.